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Lorna shifts into her professional mode and looks you over with a critical eye. She twirls her finger demandingly and you pirouette obligingly.

She comes over and pokes and prods your body, inspecting its marketability. You suck in your belly, then jump as she squeezes your behind as if it were bathroom tissue.

Finally she asks:

"Can you sing?"

You answer:

(1) Yes

(2) No