You give her snout a twist, and EEEYYEEWWW! It comes off in your hand! That nose job she
had back in 1990 must've been a real hatchet job.
Your look of disgust puzzles Josie, who hasn't noticed the removal of her nose. With a slight nasal drawl, she asks,
"What'samatta?"
"Heh......you won't believe this, but....Uhhh..... *GULP*"
Wordlessly you hold up her nose. Josie shrieks when she sees it. Her eyes cross as she attempts to view the empty spot on her face. She makes a grab for the nose, but before she can reach it, Riley leaps up from underneath the table and snatches it from your hand.
Josie shrieks again as Riley repositions the nose in his mouth. When the dog runs out the door, Josie shrieks a third time and dashes after him.
"Feh!"
you tell yourself.