"You smell like a COP to me. I don't dish with pigs."
You've never been so insulted in all your life!
"Me, a cop? What, do I look STUPID to you? Do I look like a COMPLETE and UTTER MORON? Am I such an IDIOT? A...a.."
"Bonehead."
"Thank you. Yes, a BONEHEAD. Would a cop even have been able to come this far in this case?"
"Hmmm. No. At this point, the cops would have arrested the wrong person and they'd be languishing in prison while their friends and relatives would have taken on the case themselves to free them."
"Exactly!"
Now that you're so chummy with Sharly, you can
(1) Say you're a friend of Jason's and you'd like to know where to find him