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For some reason your knees start to buckle as you approach Lorna. Nonsense, you tell yourself. She's Felicia's daughter. How can she not be nice?

Lorna stops you in your tracks with one look and asks:

"What the hell do _you_ want?"

For some reason, all intelligent thought flies out of your head and you find yourself saying the most ridiculous thing:

(1) You want Lorna to promote your career as a rock star

(2) You want Lorna to scratch a nagging itch in the middle of your back